The Reel Life: Beary Christmas Edition

The holidays are a fun time, but let’s be realistic: they can be quite stressful, too. Depending on which holiday you celebrate and how you do, you may have experienced long, crowded trips, unhealthy family relationships, spending too much on gifts, overeating or drinking too much, feeling culturally excluded, seasonal depression, or other December-related stressors.

So we’d suggest you take a deep breath and practice being grateful that you haven’t been ripped off by a bear, no matter what. (Maybe. If you did, I’m terribly sorry.

At a Christmas party in Achinsk, Russia, a woman was very drunk and decided that it would be a good idea to feed a wild bear that was caged to entertain her guests. Unsurprisingly, this turned out to be a bad idea, and the bear decided that anything trapped inside the cage was Christmas evening.

Unlike hamsters and guinea pigs, which are small and can be frightened into cages, bears are big and footless. The reason the bear was in a cage is that a) it is a wild animal and b) it should be hibernating, and therefore it is very picky about attending this party. Honestly, we have never ripped anyone’s arm off about it, but we can understand it.

The woman was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery, and is now alive but in critical condition.

We speculate that the morality of the story is “get sober and put your arms in the bear cage,” but you probably already knew you shouldn’t do it. Anyway, if you’re reading this, you’re probably good at it, as you’ve already survived past the New Year.

Enter the fast lane, grandma, this bingo game is ready to roll!

The Juicy Stakes Casino’s $2,000 New Year’s slot tournament features four of Betsoft’s most popular games: Ogre Empire, Cham’s and Clover, Tigers Clover, and Dragon Kings. The week-long tournament will award $2,000 in prize money.

“We wanted to start the new year off to a good start,” said the manager of the Juicy Stakes. “The competition is a great way to win extra money at our most popular spots.”

Players automatically score 1 point for every $0.50 spin in every special tournament game. On Jan. 16, the 16 players with the most points will divide the $2,000 prize money. The first prize money is $400. (You have to do at least one spin to withdraw the prize money.)

The Ogre Empire takes players through a mysterious world where they get big rewards thanks to jocks and special wild blooms that fight tyrants, liberate villagers, and wildly transform other symbols. The innovative day/night cycle changes gameplay and brings higher rewards after sunset.

Legends bring it to life in the new big screen, the high-resolution Dragon Kings slot. The four mythical dragons have unique power to award instant prizes or create cloned wilds. A fifth dragon can receive double the prize money and a special sixth reel can hit a life-changing jackpot or cause a tsunami of free spins.

Tiger’s Claw is a 3-4-5-4-3 game with 720 paylines. Shaman Scatter can pay up to 50 times the bet. 바다이야기

Chams & Clovers is a leprechaun themed game with a 6th reel that controls 4 bonus features.

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